At a festive holiday party last night. My friend Shelley squatted down to talk to one of her sons. Her jeans slid down, revealing a small but significant portion of butt crack.
Without looking at each other or consulting with each other in any way, Gretchen and I both reached for the tray of peanuts on the kitchen counter and went to stick a nut in Shelley's butt.
Obviously, this woman is my soul mate.
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